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May 23 2018

07:38
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stringsdafistmcgee:

spikeghost:

popculturebrain:

‘Solo : A Star Wars Story’ Screenwriter Says Lando is Pansexual

Buckle up, baby: everyone’s favorite space cape connoisseur Lando Calrissian is pansexual. So says Solo: A Star Wars Story co-writer Jonathan Kasdan. “He doesn’t make any hard and fast rules. I think it’s fun,” Kasdan said. “I don’t know where it will go.”

OKAYY BUT IF IT DOESN’T END UP IN THE MOVIE IT DOESN’T COUNT!

☝☝☝☝☝

06:22
05:23

invaderxan:

plain-flavoured-english:

Me: I wonder what the English name for this Greek fish is, let me just consult Google real quick

Google:

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Me: What

Google:

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Me: Um

Google:

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Me: Stop saying boops boops

Google:

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Me: Oh my god

Google:

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Me: Please stop

Google:

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*boop*

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stand-in-the-stars:

somekindofspam:

TW: suicide

The only thing I planned for was suicide :/

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4remy:

more mingus the vampire cat

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04:44

butterfly-bandaid:

88thparallel:

minero-tan:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

whiskey-and-a-wry-smile:

razorlightt:

jennitheodd:

gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

Bee confident

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

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vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

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thesym:

We visited some sort of museum for modern arts today and i got inspired

03:58

foxyshadow:

neurodivergent-crow:

thecoldheartofspace:

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

This is beautiful

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s-enja:

180406 euphoria

03:51
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thislovelymaelstrom:

apicturewithasmile:

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

i love you guillermo del totoro

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mobble:

comfort like no other

03:45

nfornihilism:

silentthevoice:

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

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mmadara:

Yellow 💛

03:35

foundherselfs:

michael scott saying “not gonna make this one” and driving away after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is probably the biggest mood i have ever seen

03:34

imonlyadumpling:

coolcatgroup:

Meowdy howdy

May 22 2018

21:29

flcralgogh:

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

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